BTS ● Skit

BTS - SKIT (English Translation)

[Skit in Verbatim]
V: Congratulations!
Jin: The Billboard No. 1 artist has entered!
Enter!
Congratulations!
Oh, it’s already being recorded?
J-hope: Ah, they called us the No. 1, No. 1 artist
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BTS - SKIT (English Translation)

[Skit in Verbatim]
V: Congratulations!
Jin: The Billboard No. 1 artist has entered!
Enter!
Congratulations!
Oh, it’s already being recorded?
J-hope: Ah, they called us the No. 1, No. 1 artist
Wow! Really!
V: Happy birthday to you, Jung Kook
Jung Kook: Oh, thank you
J-hope: Hey, you have Billboard No. 1 on your birthday?
V: That’s a birthday present you have there
Jung Kook: Isn’t it?
Jin: You won’t need another present, Jung Kook
Jung Kook: This is a little bit, no way, no way this just happened?
RM: Yeah, we don’t need one. Everyone, everyone received theirs
Jung Kook: The best prеsent is well, getting Billboard No. 1, thе best present ever in my life
J-hope: Will the announcement be made official just today, on September 1 [Tuesday]?
Jung Kook: This is a double celebration, really
RM: It'll be announced on Thursday, maybe? On the official chart?
V: Hello
SUGA: Excuse me, but you came late to our celebration
J-hope: I told you, didn't I?
V: Oh, I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom
RM: SUGA, please say something
SUGA: *Beep*
Jin: That was an amazing speech, yeah
SUGA: Should we say something like this to a Billboard No. 1 artist? There's no space for the rest to sit, oh boy, oh boy…
RM: SUGA, the six of us are sitting before you
SUGA: I feel much better now
RM: Everyone, how was yesterday? I went to bed early without getting excited
SUGA: It’s good for our health
J-hope: I’m a night owl, too
Jin: I saw Namjoon’s post, then took a drink and slept right away
RM: I mean, I posted on our chatroom —
SUGA: I couldn’t sleep a blink —
RM: As soon as I woke up, but what’s with these muted responses, everyone?
SUGA: Uh, I was crying —
RM: I wrote “Is anyone sleeping?” —
SUGA: I was crying at the time, sorry
Jung Kook: I didn’t know that it’d be announced today
V: Me neither. But I didn’t know Tuesday was today, I’m just insensitive to time
RM: Because of the time, time difference —
Jimin: I thought the announcement was later today evening
Jin: Same here. I was thinking around 1 p.m
Jimin: I was thinking, “I hope we win,” and now —
RM: Why, did you want to retire all of a sudden?
V: Go ahead, do it now. Your retirement
RM: As a skit? That’s legendary
SUGA: I’ll do music until the day I die
RM: Let’s be in this company for life
J-hope: What, are we going to have a drink? What should we do?
RM: After we finish —
V: Let’s drink after it’s over
SUGA: Let’s do it fast and quick
RM: Yeah, I think that’s a good idea
V: But the Billboard No. 1 artist couldn’t cancel their dance rehearsal today
J-hope: Cancel?
SUGA: Yeah, we should practice our choreography
J-hope: Oh, then let’s do a short one and go
Jimin: Alright, then let’s —
Jung Kook: What are we doing today?
J-hope: The usual ones
Jung Kook: Oh
RM: Including "DNA."
J-hope: "No More Dream," "No More Dream."
Jimin: Ah, let's stop doing "No More Dream." But guys, don't worry about it!
RM: No, that's our back-to-school project. We're practicing when we're No. 1
SUGA: You're saying we're going back to school?
RM: No, SUGA, isn't that awesome? An artist rehearses their debut song on the day they reach Billboard No. 1. Wow, really cool
V: Hey SUGA, try writing that as a song lyric
How?
RM: 'I rehearsed "No More Dream" again today!'
Jimin: That's funny, rehearsing it today. Isn't it?
RM: Really
J-hope: We need to practice!
RM: Oh, I woke up today and kept seeing the news. Hey, really —
SUGA: I couldn’t sleep
Jimin: It’s really, really amazing. Everyone’s so amazing! Everyone!
RM: Hands up!
Jung Kook: Cosign!
SUGA: Ay, what’s amazing, topping Billboard? By the way, congrats
If you phrase it like that, we’ll feel sad
Jimin: Oh, really, seeing this makes me want to do a concert again so bad
RM: Hope, isn’t this happiness?
It’s a long time since we’ve seen him like that
RM: Doesn’t it come to us now differently?
*Fade Out*




BTS SKIT (Original Korean + English)




아이구 축하드립니다! 빌보드 가수 1위가수 입장!
입장! 축하합니다
오 뭐 벌써부터 녹음이었네? 아 1위가수, 1위가수로 불러 주시다니, 아
워우! 정말! 아이우, 생일도 축하하고
(아 그니까) 아 너는, 너는 생일날 빌보드 1위 그거 한다
생일 선물 제대로 받았네, 그러니까요
선물이 필요없겠네 정국이
약간 이거는 뭐 말도 안돼, 말이 안돼?
그치 필요없지 각자의 선물 해 줬다
(최고의) 빌보드 1위는 선물이지 뭐, 그치
최고의, 최고의 선물을 받았네요, 내 인생에서
아 뭔일이래요 이게?

오늘 딱 공식적으로 뜨던가 9월1일?
오늘 난 겹경사다 진짜
목요일날 뜰걸, 아마? 공식적인 차트에서?
아 그 토요일날인가 그렇다네요
아이고
아 죄송합니다 빌보드 1위 가수 넘 늦게 하하하, 내 말, 내가 말했잖아?
아 수고한다 아 화장실 갔다 와가지고
수고 한마디 하세요 예

기가막힌 소감이였습니다, 예
아 빌보드 1위가수한테 이렇게 해도 돼?
자리도 없고 이거 (하하하)
형 앞선 1위 가수 여섯 명이 앉아있어요 (아)
아, 건강이 좋아졌다
다들 어땠어요 어제?
저 어제 침착하게 일찍 자가지고
아 건강해지더라고 (나도 늦게 자는 편이어가지고)
나도 어제 남준이가 보내준거 보고 바로 한병 깐 다음에 드링킹하고 잔
아니 톡방에다가 제가 (나 한숨도 못 잤어)
제가 뜨자마자 보냈는데 아니 반응이 없어 다들!
아 울고 있어서
"자고있어?!"이러면서
미안해, 그때 울고 있어서 미안해
나는 오늘 뜨는지 솔직히 몰랐어요
나도, 근데 난 화요일날이 나는 오늘인줄 몰랐어
날짜 개념이 없으니까 (시차가 나 잖아, 시차 땜에)
난 오늘 저녁에 뜨는 줄 알았어요
(오늘 나) 나도 오늘 오후 1시반 뭐 이럴때 뜰 줄 알았어
근데 "그랬으면 좋겠다" 하고 있었는데 이제
갑자기 은퇴하고 싶어졌지? 하하
지금 발표해 은퇴식
스킷으로? 레전드다
죽을 때까지 음악 할라고 하하
종신선언, 종신선언

뭐, 한잔 할거예요? 뭐 어떡해요
끝나고 뭐, 안사야지
끝나고 짧고 빠르게 마셔보자 (짧게 한잔 하자, 좋을 것 같고)
하지만 빌보드 1위 가수는 오.안.취를 막지 못했다
오안취? 안무해야지 하하
아 짧게하고 끝내자 (그렇지)
예, 그럼 뭐 오늘 할거 뭐예요?
뭐 했던 것들
아, DNA하고
No More Dream, No More Dream
아, No More Dream, 아니 여러분 걱정마십시오!
아니야 뭐 우리 초심 찾기 프로젝트 한거지
1위야 순간에서 No More Dream 연습한다 (초심 같은 소리하고 있네!)
아니, 얼마나 멋있어요 형
빌보드 1위 가수가 딱 그날 데뷔 곡을 연습한다, 와 진짜
형 그거, 형 그거 가사로 써요
어떻게 써?
난 오늘도 No More Dream을 연습했지! 동동동 이러면서, 하하

그것도 웃기긴하다, 1위한 날에 연습하는 거, 재밌는데?
아, 아 진짜, 연습해야돼용!
오 나 아침에 일어나가지고 계속 뉴스를 보면서 야 진짜
난 못 잤어
진짜 진짜 대단하다, 여러분 진짜 대단하십니다! 여러분
진짜 대단합니다! (대단합니다 여러분들!)
에이 뭐가 대단해요 빌보드 1위 가수 된거 (여러분 대단해요)
그렇게 말씀하시는데 섭섭하죠
아 진짜 공연 너무 하고 싶다, 이거보니까
홉아 이런게 행복 아닐까? 하하
오랜만이다 저러는거
야 지금은 다르게 다가오지 않냐?

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